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tommie
12-12-06, 09:59 AM
Try this dating website.

http://www.womenbehindbars.com/ladies.shtml

BrooksBearLives
12-12-06, 10:23 AM
Oh God.

LMAO! ROFLCOPTER! LOLLERSKATES!

When I first read it I was like "ooh! Bartenders! HOTTTTT"

then I was like... oh... ohhhh... slightly less hot.

tooshort10
12-12-06, 11:03 AM
George Costanza loves the prison relationship. Except for the break-out pop-in possiblity.

Friscobear
12-12-06, 11:19 AM
Where was this site when I was single?

Pretty_N_Pink
12-12-06, 11:23 AM
OMG... that's hilarious! The best part is the "add to cart" feature. It's like they're items instead of people. Sad, but kind of funny, given they're inmates and all.

I think this is how El Cid got his wife only it was girls from Russia. ;)

BUbacker
12-12-06, 12:27 PM
I just met Tina who is going to be released in April 2059. I can't wait to meet her.

BrooksBearLives
12-12-06, 12:30 PM
yeah, I sent it to one of my co-workers who's a dirty old man.

(think TG... only lazier)

Anyways, I just sent him the link in an email listed: "all I want for Christmas..."
Like two minutes later I hear him laugh and then yell: "Oooh, check out 30 year-olds, Page 3, Yvonne... you think that's prison uniform? If so, I've been prison ministering at the wrong place..."

I love working with Jimmy.

BUbacker
12-12-06, 01:45 PM
The best part is Tina is innocent...

NewsBruin
12-13-06, 12:46 AM
Where are the Asians? :confused:

robby44
12-13-06, 07:20 PM
One thing about these chicks is that most of them are probably "gay for the stay" so once you hook up she may bring you a chick home as a surprise (if you're into that sort of thing)


"Yo, I need a gangsta *****; she don't sleep and she don't play
Stickin up girls from around the ****in way
Strapped but lovable, hateful but huggable
Always in trouble and definitely ****able
See her now, booms and pounds, she's mine friend
Puffin on a blunt, sippin on a Heineken
She's got charm, a firearm to match mine
Goin to the movies packin his and her nine's"

Yogi
12-13-06, 07:30 PM
If you are looking for a wife, you might as well select one of the ladies in the can for embezzlement... ;)

Texas Golfer
12-13-06, 08:12 PM
yeah, I sent it to one of my co-workers who's a dirty old man.

(think TG... only lazier)

Whoa, there, pardner. I'm neither dirty nor old! I am a man, however. So, you got one out of three right.

ScottS
12-13-06, 09:55 PM
I wonder what my wife will say if she see the link in the web history.

groverbabyBU
12-13-06, 10:05 PM
Try this dating website.

http://www.womenbehindbars.com/ladies.shtml

Damnit, if this is my competition, I'm screwed. :lol:

El Mariachi
12-14-06, 08:33 PM
http://www.womenbehindbars.com/profiles/af8266.shtml

Damn!

I wonder what she is in for...

tommie
12-14-06, 08:52 PM
http://www.womenbehindbars.com/profiles/af8266.shtml

Damn!

I wonder what she is in for...
Come April she's free.

BIrwin49
12-15-06, 12:20 AM
http://www.womenbehindbars.com/profiles/af8266.shtml

Damn!

I wonder what she is in for...

Sleeping with her student...

tommie
12-15-06, 12:30 AM
http://www.womenbehindbars.com/profiles/af8266.shtml

Damn!

I wonder what she is in for...
Can't you see her showing up with Wants at the tailgate next year? We'll all be thinking we saw her in playboy but it was really on this website.

Texas Golfer
12-15-06, 04:17 AM
Sleeping with her student...

No wonder she says age is not important.

FuzzyBUMagnet
12-15-06, 04:39 AM
http://www.womenbehindbars.com/profiles/af8266.shtml

Damn!

I wonder what she is in for...

Yeah, I was gonna post that, but you beat me to it, haha! And Yvonne (http://www.womenbehindbars.com/profiles/af6865.shtml) is rocking some classic prison attire. . . at least that's what I derived from that last movie I watched;).