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CammoTX
12-20-06, 08:41 AM
Pa.

BUGWBBear
12-20-06, 08:45 AM
Beats crying about it.

saabing bear
12-20-06, 10:29 AM
Fat guys with beards are always jolly.
http://www.accd.edu/spc/spcmain/ess/interpret/images/Kipweb.jpg

Yogi
12-20-06, 10:33 AM
His pet?

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/kittycat.php

HoustonMedBear
12-20-06, 10:40 AM
if i were a petty criminal, i'd be pretty jolly too if i got out of the "joint" for a few days to stare at hot women in the mall. then, they come and sit on my lap. this one is a no-brainer.

oh, and have you seen santa's assistants at most malls?

Bexar Fan
12-20-06, 10:44 AM
Fat guys with beards are always jolly.
:bow: True, true.......

fubar
12-20-06, 11:31 AM
Because he's an Aggie and gets eight tiny reindeer all to himself?

Santa Claus
12-20-06, 11:54 AM
Because of all the fine booty that sits in my lap.:lick:

CammoTX
12-20-06, 12:50 PM
Because of all the fine booty that sits in my lap.:lick:

From where I'm sitting, it looks like you could do better. Oh well...

Santa Claus
12-20-06, 08:02 PM
From where I'm sitting, it looks like you could do better. Oh well...

Oh, come on. She looks good through my eggnog goggles. Nog goggles? NOGGLES?!

Heck, even Noggle would look good. I want me a piece of those big orange shorts right away! :lick:

BID. I can do better, but I do like this chick's outfit. It's all shiny like a present...and just right for the unwrapping! Ho ho ho!

Stranger
12-20-06, 08:17 PM
It's the hot buttered rum and egg nog he gets to drink all night long on Christmas Eve.

Santa Claus
12-20-06, 08:25 PM
It's the hot buttered rum and egg nog he gets to drink all night long on Christmas Eve.

Ho ho ho, he gets it!

I'll have to leave some rum in your stocking this Christmas.

wantsBU2win
12-20-06, 08:46 PM
i'd tap it

could you imagine getting it on with Mrs. Claus??

Santa Claus
12-20-06, 08:58 PM
i'd tap it

could you imagine getting it on with Mrs. Claus??

More than imagine. Every night. Mmmmm.

Santa don't want none unless you've got buns, hon! *smack*