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StatMan
12-28-06, 11:52 AM
What will be your New Year's resolutions for 2007? Many Americans will try and lose weight, stop smoking cigarettes, and go to church more. I hope to get back into tennis and jogging shape once my left foot is completely healed. :)

tommie
12-28-06, 02:22 PM
have my hymen surgically repaired.

http://www.labiadoctor.com/hymenoplasty.html

El Oso
12-28-06, 02:33 PM
I like being fat

I only smoke cigars about once or twice a month (sometimes more, sometimes less)

And I dont think going to church is productive so I miss all three of the major resolutions

Waymond Bear1
12-28-06, 05:22 PM
Drink more, smoke more, and convince my son not to waste his life and do the same!

SMack
12-29-06, 05:08 AM
This is uncanny -- my resolutions are to start smoking and gain 20 pounds.

If anyone has any advice, I would appreciate it.