View Full Version : Humor for a bad day

Swamp Bear
12-29-06, 11:00 AM
Thought everyone could use some humore today.

Found this over at break. com


funny little take off the "who's on first" with George Bush and Condi Rice.

The Gambler
12-29-06, 04:41 PM
Kid got caught speeding through his hometown. Cop walks up to the car and the kid rolls the window down. Cop say "been waiting for you all day". Kid replies "well I got here as fast as I could".

Another one----

Final exams coming up and the young lady prof tells the class that if anyone misses the final exam, it had better be a good excuse like death in the imediate family, hospital stay etc. Young man stands up and asks "Ma'm what if I told you that I had a very long and wonderful sexual experience"? Teacher replies "well I guess you will just have to write the exam with your other hand".