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01-10-07, 12:22 AM
ACTUAL ANSWERS given on the classic game show Family Feud...
Name a job around the house that has to be done every fall: Spring cleaning.
Name something you shouldn't leave in the car when it's hot: A wallet.
Name a specific part of the body that's hard to keep a band-aid on: Hair.
Name something children bring home from school: Colds.
Name a state that borders Canada: New Jersey.
Name the month with the best weather: January.
Name something you take to the beach: A turkey.
Name a brand of gasoline: Regular.
Name something that usually comes with a summer storm: Snow.
Something you open other than a door: Your bowels.
Name something made of leather that a cowboy uses: A purse.
Name something that can kill a lively party: Guns.
Name something that is prohibited on most beaches: Sex.
Name something you should do in moderation or you'll be sorry later: Illicit sex. (given by a really old lady)
Name something you might buy that could turn out to be phony:
A horse.
The price of a dozen roses: $1.75.
Besides a bird, name something in a birdcage: Hamster.
During what month does a woman begin to look pregnant?: September.
Name a sport that has laps: Baseball.
Name an article of clothing that children are always losing: Their pants.
Name something you might accidentally leave on all night: Your shoes.
Name something that some people do clothed that others do without clothes: Ride a motorcycle.
Name the first thing you take off after work: Underwear.
Name a romantic sounding musical instrument: Drums.
Name something that people cheat on: The Chicago Bears.
Real or fictional, name a famous Willie: Willie the Pooh.
Name any of Santa's reindeer: Snippy.
Name an animal with 3 letters in its name: Alligator.
Name a holiday that the stores are always busy during: Monday.
What is the heaviest item in your house?: 600 pounds.
Name a children's story or rhyme about a character named Peter: Peter, Paul, and Mary.
Name something that dries up when it gets old: George Burns.
A famous group of singers: The Simpsons.
What time do you wake up?: Morning.
What time do you go to bed?: Night. (scored 2 points)
Name something you put in tea: Tea bag.
Name something a blind person might use: A sword.
Name a song with moon in the title: Blue Suede Moon.
Name a bird with a long neck: Naomi Campbell.
Name an occupation where you need a torch: A burglar.
Name a famous brother & sister: Bonnie & Clyde.
Name a dangerous race: The Arabs.
Name an item of clothing worn by the 3 Musketeers: A horse.
Name something that floats in the bath: Water.
Name something you wear on the beach: A lawn chair.
Name something red: My cardigan.
Name a famous cowboy: Buck Rogers.
Name a famous royal: Mail.
A number you have to memorize: 7.
Something you do before going to bed: Sleep.
Something you put on walls: Roofs.
Something in the garden that's green: Shed.
Something that flies that doesn't have an engine: A bicycle with wings.
Something you might be allergic to: Skiing.
Name a famous bridge: The bridge over troubled waters.
Something a cat does: Goes to the toilet.
Something you wouldn't try even once: Sex on a train.
Name something you stroke: A match.
Something you do in the bathroom: Decorate.
Name an animal you might see at the zoo: A dog.
Something associated with the police: Pigs.
A sign of the zodiac: April.
Something slippery: A conman.
A kind of ache: Filet 'O' Fish.
A baked potato topping: Jam.
A famous Scotsman: Jock.
Something with a hole in it: Window.
A non-living object with legs: Plant.
A domestic animal: Leopard.
A part of the body beginning with 'N': Knee.
A way of cooking fish: Cod.
Name a job around the house that has to be done every fall: Spring cleaning.
Name something you shouldn't leave in the car when it's hot: A wallet.
Name a specific part of the body that's hard to keep a band-aid on: Hair.
Name something children bring home from school: Colds.
Name a state that borders Canada: New Jersey.
Name the month with the best weather: January.
Name something you take to the beach: A turkey.
Name a brand of gasoline: Regular.
Name something that usually comes with a summer storm: Snow.
Something you open other than a door: Your bowels.
Name something made of leather that a cowboy uses: A purse.
Name something that can kill a lively party: Guns.
Name something that is prohibited on most beaches: Sex.
Name something you should do in moderation or you'll be sorry later: Illicit sex. (given by a really old lady)
Name something you might buy that could turn out to be phony:
A horse.
The price of a dozen roses: $1.75.
Besides a bird, name something in a birdcage: Hamster.
During what month does a woman begin to look pregnant?: September.
Name a sport that has laps: Baseball.
Name an article of clothing that children are always losing: Their pants.
Name something you might accidentally leave on all night: Your shoes.
Name something that some people do clothed that others do without clothes: Ride a motorcycle.
Name the first thing you take off after work: Underwear.
Name a romantic sounding musical instrument: Drums.
Name something that people cheat on: The Chicago Bears.
Real or fictional, name a famous Willie: Willie the Pooh.
Name any of Santa's reindeer: Snippy.
Name an animal with 3 letters in its name: Alligator.
Name a holiday that the stores are always busy during: Monday.
What is the heaviest item in your house?: 600 pounds.
Name a children's story or rhyme about a character named Peter: Peter, Paul, and Mary.
Name something that dries up when it gets old: George Burns.
A famous group of singers: The Simpsons.
What time do you wake up?: Morning.
What time do you go to bed?: Night. (scored 2 points)
Name something you put in tea: Tea bag.
Name something a blind person might use: A sword.
Name a song with moon in the title: Blue Suede Moon.
Name a bird with a long neck: Naomi Campbell.
Name an occupation where you need a torch: A burglar.
Name a famous brother & sister: Bonnie & Clyde.
Name a dangerous race: The Arabs.
Name an item of clothing worn by the 3 Musketeers: A horse.
Name something that floats in the bath: Water.
Name something you wear on the beach: A lawn chair.
Name something red: My cardigan.
Name a famous cowboy: Buck Rogers.
Name a famous royal: Mail.
A number you have to memorize: 7.
Something you do before going to bed: Sleep.
Something you put on walls: Roofs.
Something in the garden that's green: Shed.
Something that flies that doesn't have an engine: A bicycle with wings.
Something you might be allergic to: Skiing.
Name a famous bridge: The bridge over troubled waters.
Something a cat does: Goes to the toilet.
Something you wouldn't try even once: Sex on a train.
Name something you stroke: A match.
Something you do in the bathroom: Decorate.
Name an animal you might see at the zoo: A dog.
Something associated with the police: Pigs.
A sign of the zodiac: April.
Something slippery: A conman.
A kind of ache: Filet 'O' Fish.
A baked potato topping: Jam.
A famous Scotsman: Jock.
Something with a hole in it: Window.
A non-living object with legs: Plant.
A domestic animal: Leopard.
A part of the body beginning with 'N': Knee.
A way of cooking fish: Cod.