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Wood
01-09-07, 11:22 PM
ACTUAL ANSWERS given on the classic game show Family Feud...

Name a job around the house that has to be done every fall: Spring cleaning.

Name something you shouldn't leave in the car when it's hot: A wallet.

Name a specific part of the body that's hard to keep a band-aid on: Hair.

Name something children bring home from school: Colds.

Name a state that borders Canada: New Jersey.

Name the month with the best weather: January.

Name something you take to the beach: A turkey.

Name a brand of gasoline: Regular.

Name something that usually comes with a summer storm: Snow.

Something you open other than a door: Your bowels.

Name something made of leather that a cowboy uses: A purse.

Name something that can kill a lively party: Guns.

Name something that is prohibited on most beaches: Sex.

Name something you should do in moderation or you'll be sorry later: Illicit sex. (given by a really old lady)

Name something you might buy that could turn out to be phony:
A horse.

The price of a dozen roses: $1.75.

Besides a bird, name something in a birdcage: Hamster.

During what month does a woman begin to look pregnant?: September.

Name a sport that has laps: Baseball.

Name an article of clothing that children are always losing: Their pants.

Name something you might accidentally leave on all night: Your shoes.

Name something that some people do clothed that others do without clothes: Ride a motorcycle.

Name the first thing you take off after work: Underwear.

Name a romantic sounding musical instrument: Drums.

Name something that people cheat on: The Chicago Bears.

Real or fictional, name a famous Willie: Willie the Pooh.

Name any of Santa's reindeer: Snippy.

Name an animal with 3 letters in its name: Alligator.

Name a holiday that the stores are always busy during: Monday.

What is the heaviest item in your house?: 600 pounds.

Name a children's story or rhyme about a character named Peter: Peter, Paul, and Mary.

Name something that dries up when it gets old: George Burns.

A famous group of singers: The Simpsons.

What time do you wake up?: Morning.

What time do you go to bed?: Night. (scored 2 points)

Name something you put in tea: Tea bag.

Name something a blind person might use: A sword.

Name a song with moon in the title: Blue Suede Moon.

Name a bird with a long neck: Naomi Campbell.

Name an occupation where you need a torch: A burglar.

Name a famous brother & sister: Bonnie & Clyde.

Name a dangerous race: The Arabs.

Name an item of clothing worn by the 3 Musketeers: A horse.

Name something that floats in the bath: Water.

Name something you wear on the beach: A lawn chair.

Name something red: My cardigan.

Name a famous cowboy: Buck Rogers.

Name a famous royal: Mail.

A number you have to memorize: 7.

Something you do before going to bed: Sleep.

Something you put on walls: Roofs.

Something in the garden that's green: Shed.

Something that flies that doesn't have an engine: A bicycle with wings.

Something you might be allergic to: Skiing.

Name a famous bridge: The bridge over troubled waters.

Something a cat does: Goes to the toilet.

Something you wouldn't try even once: Sex on a train.

Name something you stroke: A match.

Something you do in the bathroom: Decorate.

Name an animal you might see at the zoo: A dog.

Something associated with the police: Pigs.

A sign of the zodiac: April.

Something slippery: A conman.

A kind of ache: Filet 'O' Fish.

A baked potato topping: Jam.

A famous Scotsman: Jock.

Something with a hole in it: Window.

A non-living object with legs: Plant.

A domestic animal: Leopard.

A part of the body beginning with 'N': Knee.

A way of cooking fish: Cod.

baylorfan35
01-09-07, 11:36 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftg1EtdgbHI

Europe!

Bigshot628
01-09-07, 11:48 PM
I watched the show one time and it was the fastest minute part of the show... the question was Name an animal you might see at the zoo. The lady says "Jaguar"... of course it comes up with 0 points. Her brother comes up and is asked, name an animal you would see at the zoo... he says.... "Jaguar"

I was astonished.

billytheskink
01-10-07, 10:15 PM
I recall the same woman spitting out both of these answers...

Name a time when people tend to overeat:
"After a funeral"

Name something grocery stores advertise as being better than the competition:
"Appliance" (what?)

HenryTheOctopus
01-11-07, 09:03 AM
Different show but similar level of stupidity.

Back in the '80s on the Wheel of Fortune, I saw a woman hit the $5,000 space five times during her turn. It quickly became obvious to everyone (well, almost everyone) what the puzzle was, but you could tell that, amazingly, she didn't know what it was, so she kept spinning. She had her jackpot up to around $62,000, and the board read:

THE THRI_ _ OF _I_TORY AND THE AGONY OF DEFEAT

She still didn't know, and had to spin again. At this point I was screaming at the TV. She guessed an "S", and everyone moaned, and she lost her turn. The next guy won it for about $1,000. Pat Sajak made some comment about how appropriate that puzzle was for that round.

brett_ashley
01-11-07, 06:11 PM
Once on a Survivor edition of Family Fued the question was "Name something that starts with Double?" Someone answered "W"

Bankerbear
01-11-07, 06:18 PM
And on Password, the word was "deer"

First Person: Doe
Partner: Knob

whitetrash
01-11-07, 08:19 PM
Apocryphal Family Feud story:

Category was "Famous Mickeys"

Dad: Mickey Mouse!

Mom: Mickey Mantle!

Son #1: ...(long pause)..........Mickey Way!

Son #2 slaps Son #1 on the arm, saying "Mickey Way ain't no person, he's a candy bar!"

BaylorOkie
01-11-07, 08:26 PM
Different show but similar level of stupidity.

Back in the '80s on the Wheel of Fortune, I saw a woman hit the $5,000 space five times during her turn. It quickly became obvious to everyone (well, almost everyone) what the puzzle was, but you could tell that, amazingly, she didn't know what it was, so she kept spinning. She had her jackpot up to around $62,000, and the board read:

THE THRI_ _ OF _I_TORY AND THE AGONY OF DEFEAT

She still didn't know, and had to spin again. At this point I was screaming at the TV. She guessed an "S", and everyone moaned, and she lost her turn. The next guy won it for about $1,000. Pat Sajak made some comment about how appropriate that puzzle was for that round.

:supereek: It took that long for someone to guess "S"? :spin2:

fubar
01-11-07, 10:07 PM
Different show but similar level of stupidity.

Back in the '80s on the Wheel of Fortune, I saw a woman hit the $5,000 space five times during her turn. It quickly became obvious to everyone (well, almost everyone) what the puzzle was, but you could tell that, amazingly, she didn't know what it was, so she kept spinning. She had her jackpot up to around $62,000, and the board read:

THE THRI_ _ OF _I_TORY AND THE AGONY OF DEFEAT

She still didn't know, and had to spin again. At this point I was screaming at the TV. She guessed an "S", and everyone moaned, and she lost her turn. The next guy won it for about $1,000. Pat Sajak made some comment about how appropriate that puzzle was for that round.
I was having a drink with friends after a round of golf when this aired and remember it well ... the woman was closing in on $70,000 for the round, and the entire bar was screaming at her.

Another Wheel classic occurred a few years later during the last round where all three were still playing. They had completely spelled out BUTTINSKY, but nobody could pronounce it. One guy went out on a limb with "Butt In Sky."

Maybe you had to be there.

WacoKelly
01-12-07, 07:28 AM
The greatest all-time blunder was on The Newlywed Game from 1977.

Bob Eubanks: Where is the weirdest place that you ever had the urge to make whoopee?

Wife: Is it in the A$$?

Classic stuff.

BCC97
01-12-07, 08:07 AM
ACTUAL ANSWERS given on the classic game show Family Feud... Name something you take to the beach: A turkey.

This was only part of the fun for this guy. This happened in the bonus round and this question was the first question of the five asked. The second question: What's the first thing you pick up at the grocery store? Third question: Name something that you stuff. His answer to all three questions was 'turkey'. His family was simply flabbergasted.

Another game show favorite: On the meet the contestant part of Jeopardy, Alex asks the contestant "so i heard you were hoping for snow on your wedding day?" The lady responds "yeah...we didn't get any for the wedding, but I got 8 inches on my honeymoon". Alex was speechless while the audience roared with laughter.

Jack Bauer
01-12-07, 08:08 AM
I still remember this on Family Feud

Q: "Name a continent"

A: Italy

fubar
01-12-07, 08:31 AM
The Family Feud "Name an animal with three letters in its name" was one of the funniest things ever. It occurred during the "fast money" portion of the game and was the first question (of five, timed, you know the drill).

The first guy was in his thirties, and when Dawson asked the question you could tell the contestant was stressed. After a few seconds, he finally said "frog," which almost caused Richard to lose it.

The second guy, probably the first guy's dad, was a very proper gentleman about sixty years old. Richard asked "Name an animal with three letters in its name," and the man IMMEDIATELY blurted out "Alligator!" Dawson was doubled over laughing, as was anyone watching.

Aray
01-12-07, 08:33 AM
http://youtube.com/watch?v=q01SPoRNwBI

Here is one of them

Aray
01-12-07, 08:35 AM
Now here is a dumb$hit.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=hGPVoJinn0A

wantsBU2win
01-12-07, 04:50 PM
And on Password, the word was "deer"

First Person: Doe
Partner: Knob

:lol: :lol: WOW!

Wood
01-13-07, 05:21 PM
This was only part of the fun for this guy. This happened in the bonus round and this question was the first question of the five asked. The second question: What's the first thing you pick up at the grocery store? Third question: Name something that you stuff. His answer to all three questions was 'turkey'. His family was simply flabbergasted.

Yeah I saw that... his dad was pissed. It was on the British version (Family Fortunes). Apparently his headphones weren't on good and he heard the first guy give "chicken" as one of his answers, so he pulled this.

Wood
01-13-07, 05:23 PM
September

http://youtube.com/watch?v=q01SPoRNwBI

El Oso
01-13-07, 05:51 PM
sometimes it happens earlier in the game

http://youtube.com/watch?v=9gYTsNmANV4&mode=related&search=

ATexBear
01-13-07, 06:54 PM
My alltime favorite. Really, there's nothing that compares to this one. Nothing.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=uhKeNzD_H9Q

fubar
01-14-07, 03:24 PM
Alligator!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=zdVuEpD9_IY&mode=related&search=