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RD2WINAGNBEAR86
01-10-07, 07:41 PM
Driving through town today, I saw a young fellow in an old, beat-up pickup truck. He was probably early thirties, was missing a few teeth, had long hair, scraggly beard, and a big smile. The bumper sticker on his back window read:

"MY ROAD TO SUCCESS
..IS UNDER CONSTRUCTION"

RD2 :headache:

deltbear
01-10-07, 07:49 PM
"Keep Honking, Im reloading"

RD2WINAGNBEAR86
01-10-07, 08:15 PM
I think my all-time favorite was "VISUALIZE WHIRLED PEAS".

RD2 :headache:

WacoGone
01-10-07, 08:20 PM
Saw one today that had the classic "W" (for Bush) but the W was accompanied by a subscript "TF?" I laughed.

DONNIE D
01-11-07, 07:54 AM
Here's one;

"I might be fat, but your ugly, and I can lose weight":)

excalibear
01-11-07, 12:42 PM
Aggie Mom...Ewe Wish!

cowboycwr
01-11-07, 12:59 PM
"If you can read this flip vehicle over"

deltbear
01-11-07, 04:08 PM
"If you cant feed'em dont breed'em"

Defense Score
01-11-07, 06:41 PM
God Bless John Wayne

El Mariachi
01-11-07, 08:02 PM
"My son and his gay lover attend the University of Texas at Austin"

"JOIN THE ARMY:
Travel to exotic places, meet interesting people, then kill them"

"If you can read this, thank a teacher"

BaylorOkie
01-11-07, 08:12 PM
Yes, this is my truck.
No, I won't help you move.

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If God didn't want us to eat animals,
He wouldn't have made them out of meat.

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Every time I run over a cat,
an angel gets its wings.

Yossbearian
01-11-07, 08:28 PM
Driving through town today, I saw a young fellow in an old, beat-up pickup truck. He was probably early thirties, was missing a few teeth, had long hair, scraggly beard, and a big smile. The bumper sticker on his back window read:

"MY ROAD TO SUCCESS
..IS UNDER CONSTRUCTION"

RD2 :headache:Was his dawg driving?

wantsBU2win
01-11-07, 08:39 PM
"My other ride is your daughter"

Hometown Bear
01-12-07, 08:33 AM
Horn broken.
Watch for finger.

The Gambler
01-12-07, 09:23 AM
On the back of a Honda Element "you have just been passed by a toaster"

DONNIE D
01-13-07, 11:29 AM
" For a small town
This one sure has alot of A$$ holes!!"

Waymond Bear1
01-13-07, 08:52 PM
My Ak-47 Also Protects Your Vehicle.

hubba hubba bu
01-13-07, 10:01 PM
"Support mental health or i"ll kill you."


seen on a beat-up 64 chevy impala driven by an an 80-year old woman:

"Put something exciting between your legs. Ride a Honda."

Big Guy
01-14-07, 10:26 PM
If this car was a horse, I'd have to shoot it.

DONNIE D
01-15-07, 10:05 AM
"Where there's a Will
Put me in it"!!!