06-04-09 06:15 AM #1
* * Archeologists Find 10,000 Year Old Remains of First Democrat
SCIENCE & TECHNOLOGY : Oldest Democrat Remains Discovered
A team of scientists from the University of California, Berkeley, recently reported that they have found a skull in an un-named Blue State, that is the oldest Democrat fossil ever discovered.
The research team included some paleontologists, scientists who study bones, who have estimated the skull to be about 10,000 years old.
The skull found by the Berkeley scientists is exciting to researchers because it is the oldest Democrat fossil with almost human features. There has been a gap in the fossil record between modern Democrat fossils, which often have thicker bones, more pronounced brows and protruding jaws, and Republicans, who have bigger foreheads and flatter faces.
The skulls found in the un-named Blue state have the thicker skull bones of modern Democrats, but lack some of the features of modern Democrats (narrow vision and smaller brain cavity) , leading some scientists to believe they represent part of the transition from ancient to modern Democrats.
The researchers have declared the fossils a subspecies of Democrat that they have named Homo sapiens headupitsass.
The scientists found other interesting things at the site, including stone tools and Pork bones believed to be leftovers from the ancient Democrats' dinner.
posted by Griz at 7:20 PM
Last edited by Assassin; 06-04-09 at 07:15 PM.
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